Sunday, July 30, 2006

Skeletor strikes again


Obviously, Skeletor has moved into Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair and is using his mind-control-beam-satellite to make female celebrities think that looking skeletal is hot (also known as Operation Ally McBeal).

That's the only explanation that I can think of that would cause someone like Anna Kournikova, who made a career of being hot and a hobby of playing tennis, to go from fit and smoking (above)to emaciated and bony.(below)

Belaboring the obvious, this is not a good look. Look at her arms, they look like she's 80.

Anna, eat a sandwich. You can have half of mine even.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Dave T said...

Oz's new diet plan...share food with beautiful women. Hmmmm...wish I'd thought of it first, as I have much more food to share, and much more need to lose weight...

10:27 PM  
Blogger Oz said...

That's the beauty of the Oz "Share Your Food With Beautiful Women Diet Plan"... the more weight you need to lose, the more beautiful women you need to share with.

Brilliant!

3:26 PM  
Blogger Falconsword said...

I thought you were all into the skinny bitch thing? If she has some cusion, better the pushin!

5:20 AM  

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