Norway dumps Wal-Mart
Norway decided to dump all of its Wal-Mart stock based on concerns over its unethical practices. Read about it here.
Wal-Mart gets revenge by using its death-ray to knock a meteorite down into Norway.
OK, we don't know that Wal-Mart is to blame... but I bet if they could drop meteorites onto people they didn't like, they would.
What's that whistling noise?