How to fake being a geek

Being a self-avowed geek, reading this article was interesting from the standpoint of seeing how many of these geek criteria I really met. On the geek side... not so much. I run Windows on an Intel machine and have an aol address. I guess that I'm too lazy to be a tech geek.

It reminds me of my first day at my current store. Two of my employees were arguing which one the was a bigger geek, going back and forth with various tv shows and books that quantified their geekiness. Then I dropped my bomb that ended the argument:

"When I go home I'm going to play Dungeons and Dragons with a bunch of middle-aged men. I win."